Tiger Woods crash jokes: the best web finds

Posted on November 30, 2009. Filed under: Fun & Games | Tags: , , , |

Once it became clear that Tiger suffered only superficial injuries in his now famous car crash, the jokes began to pour in. Here are a few of the funniest Woods gags we’ve come across so far:

New Gillette Advert! Tiger Woods appears and says “Wow, that was a close shave!”

So, Tiger Woods had a car accident? Well, maybe he should have used a driver.

It’s not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.

Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big deal, I do that every time I play golf.

Isn’t Tigers’ Caddy supposed to keep him out of the trees?

It’s the first time Tiger’s driven less then 250 yards.

I’m going to start playing Tiger Woods PGA tour on the Wii – with the steering wheel.

Tiger Woods always did have trouble keeping his drives straight.

Tiger Woods has crashed his car into a tree. Police say he’s not seriously hurt, just feelin a bit under par.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

When the going gets tough, and you just can’t seem to put your tee shot in the fairway, just remember that sometimes, even Tiger has a bad drive.

I went up to my golf club yesterday for a lesson and the golf pro asked what I wanted. I said I want to drive like Tiger Woods. The bugger then drove my car into a tree and charged me £25!

Headline from a UK newspaper: “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

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when the police arrived tiger looked for a ruling he said he was entitled to move 2 clublenghts away from the tree and the hydrant

Check out The Ballad of Tiger Woods Comedy Song Video > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwiBjHgPZ0


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